Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He shit in the fireplace
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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