got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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