awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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