So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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