If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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