Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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