sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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