Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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