a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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