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can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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