I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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