This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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