ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
When are your genitals available?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Randomize