Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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