Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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