That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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