week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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