I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
That accounts for only three of the penises
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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