There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I would ride that face into the sunset
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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