Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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