if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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