He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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