don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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