i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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