Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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