the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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