Non-Jews are for practice
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Randomize
