i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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