I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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