we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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