windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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