whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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