youre lurking in front of me
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
