she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize