So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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