she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
so much tequila, so little girl.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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