i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
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I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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