Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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