nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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