Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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