Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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