Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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