As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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