I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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