What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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