dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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