so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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