I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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