You're so nebulous sometimes
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
