you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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