i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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