I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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