So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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