Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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