don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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