I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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