just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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