She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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